Tuesday, June 14, 2011

A Startling Revelation from Your Long-Lost Blogger

In the wake of the recent "Gay Girl in Damascus" and "LezGetReal" blog scandals, I thought this would be the perfect opportunity to do something I should have done years ago reveal my true identity: I, CrankyLesbian, am really Darryl, a 54-year-old sheet metal worker from Mobile, Alabama.

(Okay, not really. Still a biological female, still so gay I wake up singing Liza songs and still too busy with my career and my partner to blog regularly. But I couldn't resist posting that.)

(Also, really, what self-respecting lesbian would call their website LezGetReal?)

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