Another Person Who Everyone Already Knew Was Gay Finally Comes Out of the Closet

This time it's former Amish widow-turned-civilian astrophysics instructor Kelly McGillis who has shocked absolutely no one by swinging open the closet door. My brother, who had a crush on her when he was a little boy who watched Top Gun over and over again (I still haven't forgiven him for that), will be devastated, though that's really no one's fault but his own -- I've spent the last 20 years telling him that McGillis, who hosts a yearly flag football tournament in Key West, Florida, is a gigantic lesbian and he never wanted to listen, even when my parents added, "No, for sure, she's a gigantic lesbian." Now if someone could please reach her The Accused costar and rumored ex-girlfriend Jodie Foster for comment on all of this, that would be fantastic.