Where crankiness and prodigious amounts of homosexuality collide
Saturday, April 4, 2009
And People Wonder Why I'm Always in a Bad Mood
When you can't log on to the Internet without reading stories like this and this, and when you can't turn on a tennis match anymore without seeing Roger Federer lose to an inferior opponent, what is there to be happy about?
The Cranky Lesbian was born in 1983, somewhere in the Midwest. Her sexuality was immediately identifiable to the male nurse who helped deliver her when her first words were, "Turn on The Facts of Life."