Thursday, January 15, 2009

St. Louisans Love Toasted Ravioli, Unprotected Sex

Kudos, fellow St. Louisans, on continuing to infect each other with gonorrhea and chlamydia at rates the rest of the country just can't keep up with! And let's not get too self-congratulatory about the news that these most recent numbers are down 500 total cases from 2006 just yet; all it means is we're running out of people to infect locally and soon we'll have to cross the river on the weekends to spread the wealth (that's what we're calling painful burning these days, isn't it?) to our friends in Illinois.

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