Friday, November 7, 2008

A Weekend Geography Lesson

Because it's never too late to learn (and gloat):

Spain is in Latin America.

Venezuela is in the Middle East.

Czechoslovakia still exists.

Russia is in Alaska.

New Hampshire is in the "Great Northwest".

Canada is in Alaska, too.

As for Africa ... well, Sarah Palin will "have to get back to you" on all of that.

But most importantly, John McCain is not in the White House. And Sarah Palin is back in Alaska, where she can only harm 683,478 people instead of 305,603,000. Ah, Alaska. As its ever-chipper governor might say, in between "you betchas" and winks, Alaska's reward is in heaven.

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