Wednesday, November 19, 2008

eHarmony Will Take Your Gay Money Now

But it appears they still want us to keep our distance from the mother ship, and will instead be directing us to our own special gay site from which our homo cooties can't infect all the normal, healthy heterosexual customers who are seeking opposite-sex partners for Bible-approved, procreation-oriented, missionary-positioned hookups within the miserable bounds of traditional man-woman holy matrimony over at "regular" eHarmony.

I'd type more, but I confused myself with all of that.

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