Thursday, September 4, 2008

The U.S. Open, Presented by Vince McMahon

When Andy Roddick and Novak Djokovic meet tonight at Arthur Ashe, will they be clad in neon spandex and trailed by an entourage of menacing, mullet-sporting goons as WWE music plays in the background? We'll find out soon enough, but in the meantime I just wasted a good five minutes looking for a picture of a wrestler holding a tennis racket. Didn't turn up anything useful, FYI, and I wasn't even directed to a bunch of adult-oriented websites featuring straight college jocks getting it on with each other. It's like the Internet is broken today.

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