The profanity one is somewhat majestic ("He doesn't give a shit about the profanity. The bitch fucking invented profanity. He thinks it is hilarious"), but ultimately I think the winner is what she closes with:
If you truly believed in Jesus, you would try to be like him and love us, fags and dykes and feminists all. God bless you, even you. You fucking fuckers.It has a certain Dickensian quality, doesn't it? I read it and imagined Tiny Tim saying "God bless us, every one! Even you, you fucking fuckers."