Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Samantha Fox's Lesbian Wife Swap

"Why do drag queens always fight at my shows?!"

Samantha Fox, the faded "Touch Me" pop star and former Page Three model, will appear on the British edition of Wife Swap later this month with her partner, Myra Stratton. In the episode, Fox takes the place of comedian Freddie Starr's wife and cares for his infant daughter. If this inspires American TV producers to have Taylor Dayne move in with Gallagher, we will know the apocalypse is nigh. For a photo of Fox with Starr, click here.

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